SSNFang
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Happy new year. Do you like Marty? He's my Chao.
"I am the EGGMAN, that's what I am! I am the EGGMAN, I've got the master plan!"(Updates to this card post-creation will be listed in the footer.)
about me
I'm SSNFang. (You can call me Fang or SSN, but I usually prefer the full username.)
I'm black (lightskin? idk. my skin is light.), homosexual, neurodivergent, and my pronouns are he/they.
Do not interact with me if you meet the following criteria!
DNI if:
Basic criteria
If you think I meet any of my DNI criteria
If one of my friends or mutuals is on your DNI list or meets any criteria in your DNI list (Unless it's for a really good reason. Please let me know if this is the case.)
If you're a cryptobro, or have made/bought any NFTs (it is okay if you've screenshotted one)
If you're MAP, dreamsexual, dreamgender, or any other fake sexualities/genders.
If you are in certain fandoms (ask me)
If you're under the age of 13
If you are or associate with any endo systems
If you have fed any of my works or ideas to AI
If you are a zionist
If you're a nazi, pedophile, necrophile, zoophile, white supremacist, incest lover, or anything similar to that (This is practically basic criteria but I felt the need to make this clear anyway)
If you're gonna get on my ass for having a DNI list (I know who you guys are.)
If any of this is pissing you off. 🤫
BYF/BFI (BEFORE YOU FOLLOW/INTERACT)
READ MY DNI LIST.
I AM A MINOR. Do not follow me if you intend to hook up with me, send me NSFW content, or if your account has NSFW on it. I AM A MINOR. (The age of consent is 18.)
I may make sexual or offensive jokes; please tell me directly if anything I say discomforts or offends you, or if I've perhaps said anything wrong.
Most likely hypersexual. Stop me if I start talking about my fetishes unprompted. (kind of joking here but still sorry if i say anything weird)
I say slurs. Only ones I can reclaim though. (rslur, fslur)
I don't handle vents very well. If you have someone else to vent to, please vent to them instead. However, this doesn't mean I don't take vents seriously.
No typing quirks PLEASE!
I will block you if you follow me and I meet your DNI criteria or you've already blocked me.
Don't call me anything that I don't tell you or tell you not to call me.
Please don't use neopronouns, feminine pronouns, or feminine names with me.
Do not ask me to donate money to you.
Don't roleplay with me unprompted or call me by the name of the character in my profile picture.
If you don't want me to get pissed at you, PLEASE be smart and think first.
Don't. Be. Weird.
Please bear with me.By not listening to anything I've said above, you risk me either unfollowing or blocking you.
FANDOMS / INTERESTS
/ HYPERFIXATIONS OR WHATEVERTHEFUCK
I don't update this often, so it's best to just check in with me if you want to know what I'm into at the moment.INTERESTS/HYPERFIXATIONS/FANDOMS (BOLD FOR CURRENT)Sonic the Hedgehog
Vocaloid (Includes Project Sekai and Project DIVA)
Sailor Moon
Danganronpa
TETRIS THE GRANDMASTER
Puyo Puyo/Madou Monogatari
The Sims
Deltarune/Undertale
Dumb Ways to Die
Date Everything
Total Drama
Super Smash Bros
Funhouse (The pinball table)
Other pinball tables
SEGA Superstars
Splatoon
ENA
Various rhythm games (Will list as seperate)
Steven Universe
Prodigy Math Game
the lunime gacha games what do you call them (Mainly Gacha World)
World of Goo
Touhou Project
Battleblock Theater
LittleBigPlanet
Pizza Tower
Class of 09
Friday Night Funkin'
Super Mario
Punch-Out!!
Tomodachi Life/Collection
Wii series games
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Cooking Mama
Castle Crashers
Alien Hominid
Captain Underpants
Octodad
Needy Streamer Overload
Chowder
Rayman
PaRappa the Rapper/UmJammer Lammy
Spooky Month
Wii Deleted You
Madness Combat
Roblox/Various Roblox games (Will list as seperate)OTHER INTERESTS (such as any other sort of media i may consume)Bribbleco
Flash games
Basically anything made by The Behemoth or any of the people in it
GioGio's Bizarre Adventure
Pinball
Wii series games
Nintendo DS & Wii family consoles
7th gen consoles/games
Bandai Namco Sports/We Ski series
Tomodachi series
Mario & Sonic series
Vocaloid & other vocalsynth software/songs, such as SynthV and UTAU
Project DIVA Edit Mode
the World Wars (mainly WWII)
World history in general
Math
Music
WiiWare games
Miis
The PSP and PS VitaTHINGS TO TRY/WATCH!!! (these are things i want to get into someday)Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc (game)
Other Madou Monogatari games, such as ARS, Saturn, and Final Exam
Alien Hominid Invasion
Pit People (I have the game but I've barely even played a second of it)
The other Cooking Mama spinoffs (I've only ever played Babysitting Mama, of them)
BEHEMOTH
Tembo the Badass Elephant
Other SEGA games besides the ones I've already played
Mouthwashing
Touhou games
Project Sekai movie
Sailor Moon Crystal/Eternal/Cosmos (AS OF 10/15/25 I'VE FINISHED SMC SEASON 2!!!! YAY!!!!!)
World of Goo 2 (Once I finish World of Goo)
My Little Pony
Invincible
Total Drama S4
The Amazing Digital Circus
Happy Tree Friends
Squid Game
Madoka Magica
OG Teen Titans
Deltarune (I still have only ever finished Chapter 1 LMAO)
A REAL pinball cabinet (Not like the virtual ones in the pinball games I play.)
Viva Piñata
Hamilton
Rhythm Doctor
Kamen Rider
Sonic and the Black Knight
Sonic Frontiers
Sonic Adventure Big's Story (I know I've beaten it already, but I cheated. The fishing gameplay wasn't very fun but I want to try it for real eventually. I'll do it for him.)
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Neon Genesis Evangelion
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
Smiling Friends
OTHER
SOME COOL ARCHIVES OR SHITMy old Scratch main. Most of my old projects can be found here.
The SSNFang Archives, a Google Drive folder I update some times. Commenting is on for the documents in the "fun things" folder. I am working on moving most of this folder's content to this YouTube channel.Below are links to my Neocities and Strawpage websites.